DAVE:

(Computer Voice) I used to try to be cool. I wanted to be mad popular and stuff. I tried to be the guy that was down for anything. I made fun of dudes for wearing dorky clothes. I ditched class. I drank and smoked weed. I programmed myself to fit in.

SFX:

Computer voice starts to change into a real human voice.

DAVE:

It was stupid, man. It wasn't me. Now I'm not trying to be cool anymore. I'm just trying to be Dave. People like Dave.

TEEN VO:

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